Apr 29, 2007
***BREAKING NEWS***
In digital Edward Scissorhands fashion, a Wisconsin non-fiction manuscript approaching its deadline, was murdered by its owner, via cut-and-paste, Sunday.
A bystander told PTT NEWS, “This is so horrible! All of us in the neighborhood thought this manuscript had so much potential.”
This is the first recorded death by Trackball mouse in the tri-state area.
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4:22 pm
I hope it’s death was prematurely announced - and recovery was sudden and inexplicable.!!!!
5:26 pm
Like the Phoenix, it will rise again;)) Digital glue stick. Amazing stuff!
8:55 pm
Ack! Say it isn’t so!
10:09 pm
It really isn’t so — this was just a humorous diversion for me.
Ack is right;)